Is it easier to have a baby if the guy wears boxers and has his nuts wrapped in layers of cool raw onions?

My wife saw a TV show where the Crocodile Hunter from Australia claimed that the potency of ones juice increases if the nuts are wrapped in onion to keep it cool. The doctor recommended letting the coconuts hang loose and not to squish it tightly in briefs to raise the count. Also the MD out of Sri Lanka recommends to keep it cool down there, even though I could never do it cooly and heat up in pion. My wife even has me going to work in boxers the jewels tied up in onion and resting on an ice pack. While at work I work with an obvious gait and a huge gap between my legs. People ask me if I have been punched down there, or did someone "grab it". The other day at a lunch meeting I heard people comment "boy the onions in the omelete sure did their job" and I poured a gallon of eau de cologne all over my pinstripes. Is the matter going too far? Should I get rid of the ice and onions and slip back into my briefs? Or is it worth the sacrifice in the name of paternity and fraternity?